Hello there (Recipient's Name) I'm here to say,
That I hope you have a happy birthday,
Eating some cake unless you don't wanna,
I'm just so glad you came out of your momma.
One more year...
That you've been on the planet
Looking so good...
That the ladies/guys can't stand it
(Recipient's Name) you're aging...
Like a fine red wine
Getting better each year...
That you pass through time
If life is a game you're scoring real big,
Each year is a point and the dice are rigged.
I'm keeping your score every year so far,
And it's not like golf but you're way under par.
I'm almost done, it's time to say bye,
It's you're special day so I hope you won't cry,
I wish you the happiest day of all,
And if you ever feel alone, you know who to call.